when u mom com home and make hte pie
when u mom com home and burn in hte ceiling
is michael cera even a real person?
It’s lovely to be known for such diametrically opposite roles.
"i think i have o.c.d. because i keep my room really clean"
"they ran out of cake-pops at starbucks i’m so depressed"
"i stayed up till like 3 am i swear i have insomnia"
"ugh my parents are so bipolar"
"i can never pay attention in class i think i have a.d.h.d"
"omg i’m so retarded"
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.
What a classy motherfucker
I can only imagine how many times it took to get this right.
Breakfast Club, 1985
omg i remember a few months ago i was kind of idly listening to a news report and the reporter was saying, “officials still don’t know how the woman mysteriously died; there seems to be no cause of death and the only unusual thing was a leftover smell of sulfur” and i just sort of slowly looked up
It’s really fucked that we can just say we puked or we have a sore throat and stay home from school but we can’t say I’m too sad to go to school or I want to jump off a bridge and school isn’t the best place for me right now. Mental illnesses are just as serious as any physical illness.Parents need to realize this.
Not just parents. Teachers and friends too.
Benedict Cumberbatch for Vanity Fair (recolored by shakespearee)
He saw the moment and thought it’s my time to shine
“This is all your fault, Prongs.”
“It would have gone fine if you had just STAYED IN THE CAR.”
Shit guys, please tell me that Moony got away…